with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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