Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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