If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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