Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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