just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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