It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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