You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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