hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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