? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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