I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The ass gains better be worth it
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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