we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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