ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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