Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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