think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You need a sexual gate keeper
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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