Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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