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you win
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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