Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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