Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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