She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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