What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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