Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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