i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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