Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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