The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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