On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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