So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
