He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
