So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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