is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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