Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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