New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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