And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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