Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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