Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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