Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There r osticjed everywhere
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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