my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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