READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
