My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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