You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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