My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My dad is sitting where you rode me
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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