is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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