my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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