piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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