butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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