I forgot how hot balto sounded
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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