Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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