I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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