so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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