The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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