5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
