Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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