I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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