another moral hangover. fuck.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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