I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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