508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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