the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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